When I poked fun at the whole scandal last week with a terribly tasteful rendition of “I like big butts“, I thought that the Herman Cain sexual harassment scandal was going to peter out on its own. It hasn’t. Today, one of the accusers stepped out from the veil of anonymity, albeit with help from [...]
I like big butts (Herman Cain scandal edition)
As the world explodes with continuing developments on the Herman Cain sexual harassment scandal, I though it would be a great opportunity to show support for Herman Cain’s economic policy while getting a little play out of the sultry side of the 999 plan. Ahem, without further ado, Herman Cain’s I like big buts (cuts)… [...]
Democrat wants to suspend US elections

Hahahha, ooh, it’s such a funny joke. Doesn’t it sound like one to you? “I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover. I really hope that someone can [...]
Rick Perry has to stop huffing whipped cream before debates

I’m actually a pretty big Rick Perry fan. I’ll support whatever candidate gets the Republican nomination because the gopher from Caddyshack would do a better job than Obama (yes, that even means Ron Paul) but there’s something nostalgic for me about a tongue tied Texan who squints too much and likes tax cuts. That being [...]








