You’ve got to get a chuckle out of this one.

IF AL GORE can pull himself away from saving the planet long enough, he might want to consider rescuing the Demo cratic Party from the clutches of utter self-destruction.

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[Ried's] top two lieutenants - Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin - are not just split on this matter. They are Clinton’s and Obama’s loyal seat mates in the Senate and top campaign supporters on each side. Schumer’s for Hillary, Durbin for Obama.

Living together as the Odd Couple in a house on Capitol Hill doesn’t ease tensions between Schumer and Durbin, aides say.

If Reid picks one candidate over the other, his leadership team collapses and sets off a terrible power struggle in the Senate.

That leaves Al Gore as the only person with the experience to answer the red phone and force a peaceful end to this civil war.

The inconvenient truth is that the red phone is now ringing and Al Gore hears it. The only question is whether he has the guts to pick it up.

I think we need to dust this one off.

I wonder if the Junk Science Jesus could really pull it off? He has some coin now that he’s all vested in Apple, Inc. So far he’s refused the bait, but this could be his last shot. How big is that ego, Al?

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