Not sure how many times we’re going to have to get bitten by this mangy old communist dog of a country before we figure it out, but the next bite might be a bit bigger than anticipated if people keep patting Kim on the head when he does nuclear tests.

(via Atlas Shrugs) North Korea blasts South Korean President

North Korea leveled a blistering tirade Tuesday against South Korea’s new president, warning in its first mention of him that Seoul’s tougher policies on the North could lead to “catastrophic consequences.”

The lengthy commentary in the North’s main Rodong Sinmun daily came as the U.S. envoy to nuclear talks with Pyongyang arrived in Seoul for meetings aimed at ending the latest deadlock in North Korea’s disarmament.

The newspaper said “Lee’s seizure of power created a thorn bush in the way of the inter-Korean relations,” and warned he “should not misjudge the patience and silence so far kept by” the North.

The Kims have never been after diplomacy or mutual existence. They want all of Korea, especially the spoils that the thriving Democratic South has to offer, under their thumb. Sunshine policies, American State Department pleasantries… it’s all worthless.

I just realized that I’ve really neglected North Korea parodies. I don’t know if there’s even one on the site. I’ll have to fix that soon.

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