Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you’ve no doubt already heard how our good buddy the Messiah will be accepting his party’s nomination in style tonight, albeit a few millennia old in the fashion department, and that the bright minds behind this set decoration are none other than those who have designed for other great celebrities like Britney Spears. But remember, the Messiah (hallowed be thy name) isn’t just some vapid suit propping up his lack of message with fancy dressings like the pantheon… He’ll probably have fireworks, too.

In any case, Neocon News is pleased to provide you with an exclusive look at the original design plans for tonight’s festivites! These plans for the 2008 Democratic National Convention are rumored to have been written by a seven year old Barack Obama during the more boring parts of his State Senate career, it isn’t hard to see that what Barry lacks in experience, he makes up for in ambition.

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