What better way to herald my completely unnoticed glorious return to blogging than by reporting on a story so close to the beginnings of Neocon News. The good news is that someone else has finally recognized the glory that is John Bolton’s mustache of truth. The bad news is that it’s under assault by Hezbollah terrorists!
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Keep watching for further developments. I anticipate some sort of mysterious accident in store for those enemies of the ‘stache, which police will possibly attribute to a walrus given the way the wounds resemble a set of mighty whiskers. Truly no man nor boating accident could cause that sort of damage… or could they?
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