We are among those that have become most feared in the past seven years. The neoconservatives, those rapscallions who stole both presidential elections, and wormed our way into Iraq. Our names are shouted at protests by people who have to pop an extra Vitamin B tablet just to get up in the morning because their tofu has left them without real nourishment. But does anyone really know what a neoconservative means anymore? Does it matter?

It really doesn’t. What does matter is that if you spend enough time on the internet, you’ll hear about the neocons. Just know that if the moniker “Neocon” strikes fear into the heart of your political opponent, makes them draw the covers up in fear of grand conspiracies, or even gets tongues waggling– there’s no reason not to use it.

If that was too stereotypical or whimsical for your taste, here is a relevant excerpt from Newsflash: You 9/11 conspiracy theorists aren’t enlightened. You’re idiots that goes a little way toward explaining the reasoning behind this site’s name:

That’s part of why this blog is called Neocon News, because there are those on the left who truly fear some poorly described and wholly unrealistic conspiracy of conservatives and corporations. It helps with exposure to name this site “Neocon News” because they come here expecting to find stories that support their delusions, and while they are here (becoming disgruntled as they find out this isn’t the liberal haven they had hoped) they might learn something. And before you ask, no, it isn’t stereotyping because the predominance of those who believe the 9/11 conspiracy theories are left-wing, and there are many others who fall on the left and still fear ‘the neocons’ even though they wisely don’t buy into this conspiracy tripe.

Neocon News is meant to educate and entertain. While parody runs rampant on this website, so does fact and analysis. Feel free to look around and I’m sure you’ll find something that interests or infuriates you.