May 24, 2013

Reflecting on the Herman Cain scandal (from 999 to SOS)

When I poked fun at the whole scandal last week with a terribly tasteful rendition of “I like big butts“, I thought that the Herman Cain sexual harassment scandal was going to peter out on its own. It hasn’t. Today, one of the accusers stepped out from the veil of anonymity, albeit with help from [...]

That’s what democracy is, Billy!

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If you’re like little Billy here, you get confused when people shouting “this is what democracy looks like” are attempting to violate the rights of others. Join Billy as he takes a magical journey to see what democracy really means in America today with funderful examples from both the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street! [...]

Understanding Occupy Wall Street

There’s something familiar about all this Occupy Wall Street business that I just couldn’t put my finger on until this afternoon. It wasn’t the zombified remnants of the anti-war movement (take your pick which war, the same aging hipsters were in attendance) or the fresh faces of rage against the machine post-tweens who are using [...]

I like big butts (Herman Cain scandal edition)

As the world explodes with continuing developments on the Herman Cain sexual harassment scandal, I though it would be a great opportunity to show support for Herman Cain’s economic policy while getting a little play out of the sultry side of the 999 plan. Ahem, without further ado, Herman Cain’s I like big buts (cuts)… [...]

Democrat wants to suspend US elections

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Hahahha, ooh, it’s such a funny joke. Doesn’t it sound like one to you? “I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover. I really hope that someone can [...]

Rick Perry has to stop huffing whipped cream before debates

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I’m actually a pretty big Rick Perry fan. I’ll support whatever candidate gets the Republican nomination because the gopher from Caddyshack would do a better job than Obama (yes, that even means Ron Paul) but there’s something nostalgic for me about a tongue tied Texan who squints too much and likes tax cuts. That being [...]