May 22, 2013

Rick Perry has to stop huffing whipped cream before debates

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I’m actually a pretty big Rick Perry fan. I’ll support whatever candidate gets the Republican nomination because the gopher from Caddyshack would do a better job than Obama (yes, that even means Ron Paul) but there’s something nostalgic for me about a tongue tied Texan who squints too much and likes tax cuts. That being [...]